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Monday, October 10, 2005

fuck

so my parents have lauched an exciting new initiative (that's a direct quote) to fine me money everytime i cuss. Here's a list of words i suddenly cant use:
fuck
shit
goddamn
ass
hell
freak
frik
fudge
crap

here are the words that are acceptable:
darn
drat
shoot
nuts
oops
o dear
dear me

i mean what the fucking bloody hell? i started crying and laughing hysterically and had to go downstairs.

13 Comments:

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  • At 5:22 PM, Blogger Maddie said…

    Dear me, it seems that little lady Ruthie shant curse henceforth!

     
  • At 5:50 PM, Blogger CapeGriffon said…

    try funk (fuck) and shirt (shit)..what about motherfucker, tits, piss, cock-sucker and cunt?..oh! and try sheiza..i think its german for shit

     
  • At 5:16 PM, Blogger CapeGriffon said…

    oh, and you can also use suck (fuck) and futhermucker

     
  • At 5:34 PM, Blogger max said…

    haha...

     
  • At 6:08 PM, Blogger Jeramie said…

    i can just imagine you saying "o dear me"

     
  • At 12:46 PM, Blogger Grace M said…

    *snorts* ah, gee... what fun parents are...

     
  • At 2:47 PM, Blogger max said…

    how much money? i bet you already owe them... you're not too good at er... repressing your feelings

     
  • At 5:56 PM, Blogger Sonja said…

    heh my parents did that awhile ago... except it wasnt for cussing. i forget what it was for. hmmm...

    something stupid no doubt

    yah sheiza is shit in german. personally, i like what mimi says. not really cussing or anyting just ... makes me laugh, "oh my dear sweet jesus!"

     
  • At 3:30 PM, Blogger Ruthie said…

    im not allowed to say jesus either

    which strikes me as rather ironic but w/e

     
  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger hayley said…

    heehee thats kinda funny

     
  • At 6:50 AM, Blogger nobody said…

    i made a blog but no one will ever no who i am

     
  • At 6:50 AM, Blogger nobody said…

    hahahaahahahahahaha

     

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