fuck

so my parents have lauched an exciting new initiative (that's a direct quote) to fine me money everytime i cuss. Here's a list of words i suddenly cant use:
fuck
shit
goddamn
ass
hell
freak
frik
fudge
crap

here are the words that are acceptable:
darn
drat
shoot
nuts
oops
o dear
dear me

i mean what the fucking bloody hell? i started crying and laughing hysterically and had to go downstairs.